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The top reasons I chose NOT to make lemonade

November 7, 2012
Fort Myers Beach Bulletin, Fort Myers Beach Observer

To the editor:

I don't feel like squeezing the heck out of lemons.

Sugar is needed and I'm allergic, and, it's too sweet.

Without sugar my lips pucker.

Lemons really don't represent life.

Lemons are way too underrated.

If I have to base my life on a lemon, I may as well explode.

When life gives me lemons I'm going to put them in the refrigerator!

And finally what Pollyanna came up with that saying in the first place? Put them in the refrigerator.

Maggie D.

Fort Myers Beach



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